What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 11:47

A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Dr No
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”